I’m turning this in tomorrow in english

“Outline 2: Return of the Homework”

So I open here mentioning that globalization is a double edged sword, figuratively of course. I then move on to mention some effects of globalization, such as pollution or some good thing. Then I make some awesome transition into how globalization and piracy are related kinda and then I distract you with larger words. I then move into my main point -reiterating, if you will- that piracy is a yay and nay situation. Then I thrill your mind with facts and quotes here, and in the following few sentences. Now, I place some commentary about the general welfare of what I just place in the beforehand sentence. I then decide to wrap it on before moving into the meat of the essay and what will be so beautifully written when the times comes.

BAM before you know what hit you, I open up the body with some amazing word choice and then you decide to reread the sentence for the sole reason of how astounding it is. Here I start shooting out evidence like an SMG (bonus points for metaphor), such as “annual harm of 12.5 billion” (1-A) or “85% of records released don’t produce enough revenue to come even” (2-B), or maybe even a little “pirates may be banned from the internet in a major battle against internet theft” (4-A). But then you remember, “Wait, hold up, that clever, chubby Casanova of a Starr mentioned that there was not one edge, but TWO to this double edged sword?” Well, you would be right! And then I toss in (after a gorgeous commentary about the downsides of pirating) a few of the pro sides, such as “most artists are small time, pirating helps to spread their music” (3-f), or perhaps “pro-freedom indiviuals are grouping together ever since anti-piracy went into place” (5-a). I also throw out that music piracy barely hurts  the artists at all since it “only takes 20 cents to produce a CD and package it” (5-b) or “the music industry only turns 1% on their artists” (3-A). I then throw in a clever quip that certainly does not offend any race, religion, or people, and then I finish up the commentary with a cherry on top. Then, since I only have to write two paragraphs for the outline, I just sort of stop instead of adding a climatic finish.

BEAUTIFUL HOMEWORK

I am making it. I will post it as soon as I am done.